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Source: http://www.bookbyyou.com/vampire/default.asp

Found it through twilightsucks.com… you can also try out a “free personalized demo” here .

Don’t know what I’m talking about yet?  I’m not sure you want to.

As the user glados209 said on twilightsucks: “That sounds almost ironic, it’s like Twilight, but where the main character is cast to represent the reader rather than the author.”

Read at your own risk. =(

In this personalized vampire romance novel, our heroine meets a mysterious hero whose passion is stronger than his bite. Perfect for fans of the Twilight movie and books!

Vampire Kisses begins with a chance meeting of our heroine and hero at a college library, but their encounter is short-lived as our main man suddenly vanishes… leaving our heroine lusting for more.

Their next unexpected rendezvous occurs at a campus alumni party, and after some clever repartee the hook is set, but once again our hero mysteriously disappears. Not to be outdone, our heroine and her best friend decide to hunt for their mystery man.  Little do they know the tables have turned, and they are the ones hunted!

Our hero is centuries old and doomed by a vampire’s curse. Luckily, his intellect and compassion enable him to control his primal instincts. Nevertheless, he shies away from our heroine, fearing his vampire urges will harm the one he both admires…and desires.  After much intrigue, our couple’s paths become entwined and it’s not long before cupid’s arrows find their mark and they fall in love.

The plot thickens when our hero’s unnatural habits give him away, and our boisterous beauty discovers that the man she loves has a bite that is definitely worse than his bark. They are forced apart; he by his worry of turning his beloved into one of his own, and she by the unsavory thought of becoming her love’s next meal.

But will love conquer all? Can our heroine live without her true love, or will our hero make her his mate for life and forever after? Vampire Kisses is full of intrigue and passion! Romantic Tip: For a little extra fun and excitement, include a set of vampire teeth along with this book. These can be found at costume shops or “dollar” stores.

Remember: You co-author Vampire Kisses by selecting the heroine, hero and heroine’s best friend – and even your dog or cat! Vampire Kisses is 175 pages, professionally bound, with over 26 characteristics to personalize making it a gift that is truly unique and sentimental. A gift that will be cherished forever.

With its personalized front cover, this book will look stunning on your coffee table or bookshelf. What a wonderful gift idea for all occasions! Why read between the lines when you can read between the sheets?

Follow your heart and give the gift of romance -
they’ll ♥ you for it!

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That is just creepy.

Source: Here

Creation is launching a 20-date series of TWILIGHT conventions, writes Geoff Boucher at the LA Times:


The three-day weekend fan conventions will tour around the country and internationally over the next three years, with 20 stops already announced and one scheduled in the Southland at the Los Angeles Airport Marriott Hotel on March 12-14, 2010. 

“Twilight” fans will have the chance to meet and get up-close and personal with “Twilight” cast members, including Kellan Lutz (Emmet Cullen) and Ashley Green (Alice Cullen), with additional guests to be announced. No word on whether Robert Pattinson (who plays Edward Cullen), Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan) or Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black) will show up yet.

The conventions will feature exclusive footage sneak-peaks, panel discussions, photo opportunities, contests and parties. There will also be wine and cheese parties for the actors and nine fans lucky enough to win an auction for the private event.

It’s a clever move on Creation’s part. The idea is to lure the rabid fans of the Vampire Romance series into their own containment area so that their cooties will not spread to other, healthy fandoms. Once in lockdown, the Twilighters can be isolated and subjected to reprogramming so that they won’t bother us any more.
 

Sounds to me like the writer of this article is an anti. =)

To read the source article, click here

Thanks to Buffy-Boards.com for the tip!

 

I’m not sure if I should be laughing or crying right now.  The irony of this is too much.

I’d buy this product.  =P

 

Anyway, if you’re interested in seeing the source page, please click here

 

Thanks to Twilightsucks.com for the link.

Take a close look at the picture to the left? Can you make out the “Team Jacob” and “Team Edward” carvings in the corn fields? The corn art comes from Black Island Farms in Syracuse, Utah in tribute to the November 20th release of “New Moon.” The farmers have made the art into a maze encouraging guests to make their way from one side to the other. The Black Island Farmers say, “If you’re really good, you can get through the main maze in about an hour.” What’s the craziest thing you’ve done to show your excitement for the movie?

Okay, WTF??? A freaking MAZE? This is just ridiculous.

This gives getting lost in Edward or Jacob a whole new meaning…

Get the full story at the source’s website.

Thanks to Twilightsucks.com for the story.

…aaahhh…?!

As for the second thing… click at your own risk. There are pictures. Edward’s you-don’t-wanna-know-what.

I felt dirty clicking that. Even dirtier reposting it.

Just…

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Just so… ew.

Thanks to Twilightsucks! and The Anti-Twilight Movement for the news.